Ok so this is gonna sound kinda weird but i figured out a wonderful way to masterbate and it was AMAZING!!! But its kinda been bothering me because im only 15 and I didnt know if its bad to be doing that at such a young age. But still it was probably the best feeling in the world. Once you cum you feel like your floating on a cloud. But really im being absolutely serious and please only serious answers.

Best reply by Phil:

It’s relatively safe [although kinda gross]. You need to be careful that you don’t hurt the anal/rectal tissue. Use lubrication and keep your nails well filed to prevent any tears.

It’s also important, as if I didn’t need to say it, to wash your hands well afterward so you don’t get sick from the poop.

Be careful…

What are the top ten questions i need to talk to my doctor about before labor?

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009 at 2:02 am

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Im 31 weeks and am trying to make an extensive list to give to ask my doc about labor and whats going on. Ive made a Birth Plan and me and my hubby have asked some questions but i want to make sure that we hit the nail on the head with things we should be worried about. heres my birth plan. (still in work because idk if im hep positive)

Birth Plan
Full Name: Pauve
Partners Full Name: Robert
Todays Date:
Due Date: Saturday, August 14, 2009
Doctors Name: Dr. Bidisha Ray
Hospital Name:Flagstaff Medical Center

I would like…
- My partner: Robert
- My mother: Cynthia
Kailee—-Friend
-Mother in Law- Victoria
-My Grandparents: Don and Sandy
…..present before AND/OR during labor

During labor I would like:
- Music played (I will provide)
- Lights dimmed
- The room to be kept quiet
- As few interruptions as possible

- Hospital staff limited to my own doctor and nurses. NO STUDENTS or INTERNS PRESENT

I would like to spend the first stage of labor:
- walking around when I feel and am able
-I would like to eat whenever possible
I am not interested in:
- An IV, unless I’m dehydrated, give extra fluids (heparin or saline lock IS ok)

I would like fetal monitoring to be:
-Intermittent

I’d like labor augmentation:
- Preformed ONLY if baby or myself is in great distress
- First attempted by natural methods such as nipple stimulation, ankle rubbing, walking around
- Preformed with Pitocin

For pain relief, I would like to use:
- Breathing techniques
- Distraction
- Hot therapy
- Massage

During delivery, I would like to:
-Semi recline
-change positions if I need to (laying on side, try squatting)

As the baby is delivered, I would like to:
- Push as directed and as I feel I need to
- Avoid forceps usage
- Avoid vacuum extraction
- Use whatever methods the doctor deems necessary

I would prefer to tear naturally,
- Unless I am at risk of tearing into anus or clitoris
- Followed by local anesthesia for the repair

Immediatley after delivery, I would like:
- My partner to cut the umbilical cord

If a C-section is necessary, I would like:
- To make sure all other options have been exhausted
- To stay conscious
- My partner to remain with me the entire time

I would like to hold the baby:
-As soon as it comes out and again after,
- After suctioning
- After weighing
- After being wiped cleaned

My partner and I would like to swaddle the baby for the first time.

I would like my family members (NAMES):
- To join me and the baby in the room later after my partner and I have had time to bond with baby.
- Please do not allow anyone besides my partner in the room during delivery, unless I say otherwise.

I would like baby’s medical exams and procedures:
- Given in my presence
- Given in my partners presence
- To include a hearing screening test
- To include a Hep B vaccine

I would like baby’s first bath given:
-In mine and my partners presence

I would like to feed baby:
-By breast feeding and as soon as possible after the birth

I would like baby to stay in my room:
- All the time, given that its healthy

I would like my partner:
- To have unlimited visiting
- To sleep in my room

After birth, I’d like to stay in the hospital:
- As long as directed by doctor

If baby is not well, I’d like:
- My partner and I to accompany baby to the NICU or another facility and to hold baby whenever possible
and ive already talked to several hospital staff members and my lamaze coach (who is a prenatal nurse at the hospital) and i know the hospital protocal.
i talked to her today and will go friday to show her the birth plan. we are allowed to eat. the hospital does not have ANY water births and no hot tubs but i can go into a hot shower or bathtub. which my doctor has okayed as well. and as for the spelling i got the base from another person and havent checked for spelling yet (its only a rough draft so dont be cheeky).
once again. have already gone over the hospital procedures with my doc and hospital staff. we dont have visiting hours because its basically locked down. we just have to say who is ok to come in and out. and yes. its ok to have hubby sleep in there. they even advised us to have hubby bring a sleeping bag. i really wish you people would read the whole thing before answering. and yes. i can eat. already talked to them about it grrrrr.

Best reply by Vicky:

Three things:
1. check your spelling (performed instead of preformed) because you’ll get better respect from the doctors. Dumb perhaps, but true.
2. I’d add ‘water therapy’ for pain relief in case they have a hot-tub available.
3. Finally, be sure to mention that you do NOT want them to bottle feed the baby under any circumstances. Babies are supposed to LOSE weight after birth; as long as they’re back to birth weight within 2 weeks, they’re fine. If there’s an emergency C-section, the staff might otherwise whisk the baby off and stick them with a bottle; after that time, you’ll find it VERY hard to get them wanting the breast (bottles are so much easier to suck on!) This happened to my sister and she was furious!!!